101% is about where i start to notice the alcohol
wine is what criers drink
whiskey is what fighters drink
tequila is what “show me your boobs”ers drink
beer is the great equilizer
vodka is what sorostitutes drink
rum is what pirates drink
gin is what british naval captains drink
this is my alcohol philosophy
that i just made up right now
after drinking a bottle of wine.

Bo.
Bought a new wine glass today.

Bought a new wine glass today.

fuckyeahvintage:

1929 Disney short, The Skeleton Dance 

I remember watching this at my Grandma Grace’s as a kid and getting the shit scared right out of me… thanks, Disney.

(Source: vintagology)

thedailywhat:

Presented Without Much Comment of the Day: Jersey Shore: The New Class.
[jasunn.]

thedailywhat:

Presented Without Much Comment of the Day: Jersey Shore: The New Class.

[jasunn.]

(via thedailywhat)

hungoverowls:

“Well Whiskey and Regret had a baby…and that baby was me.”

hungoverowls:

“Well Whiskey and Regret had a baby…and that baby was me.”

My sister’s favorite thing is wine… tonight that bit her in the finger, not her ass… not yet at least.

My sister’s favorite thing is wine… tonight that bit her in the finger, not her ass… not yet at least.

Who was the concept we went to that raining jane opened For..he plays home” “Marc Broussard?

Courtney D. (response by me, the drunk whisperer)

are you sick?” “no, I’m a tenor.

Jason V, on playing a full beer as a flute.

I mean I don’t want to get scwasty face, which is also the name of your sister’s blog, but I would like to have a couple of adult beverages.

Claire J